A day in the life of me. Wednesday style.
Wake up nice and early.
Roll over. With one eye open check Twitter, Facebook – my page and raize the roof page, Personal Email Account 1, Personal Email Account 2, raize the roof email account and work email account.
Love the Email Fairy.
No raize the roof email replies. Send a raize the roof related email in hope the Email Fairy will repay the favour and I will receive a reply.
Breakfast. Straight down the hatch while jumping online and doing second check of said email and social media accounts. Obsessed? Yes! Don’t wanna miss a thing—Aerosmith style!
Check raize the roof account one more time. No responses to most recently sent emails. Remain positive – it’ll happen. Gee, Email Fairy is being a little ordinary today, very unlike her. Check sent items. Better to be safe than sorry.
Emails definitely sent.
Out the door.
Arrive at work.
Morning tea – handful of nuts. Down the hatch.
Back to work.
Lunch – check emails. I’m still waiting for replies. What’s doing in Email Fairy land? Consume quinoa salad. Delicious and healthy. I’m still hungry.
Work some more. The perfect distraction. Email Fairy? What’s that?
Generous and intuitive staff member buys white chocolate raspberry bullets. Consume. No time like the present. Share some with staff. By some, I mean one. Still working on sharing skills.
HOME TIME! Celebrate. Drive home.
Straight onto the computer at home. Check number of views of new raize the roof video here:
Check raize the roof email. Still no reply. Email Fairy is not my friend.
Time to mix things up. Send some emails about raize the roof.
No replies. Tempted to start writing assertive emails to the Email Fairy; she might reply.
Check Twitter, Facebook – my page and raize the roof page, Personal Email Account 1, Personal Email Account 2, raize the roof email account and work email account.
Still no emails. Really not liking the Email Fairy today. Wonder where the hell she is.
Get distracted. Google “Email Fairy”. This is what appears.
That explains it all. I’d like to put my foot up that tutu and kick him into action!
With one eye open do last check of Twitter, Facebook – my page and raize the roof page, Personal Email Account 1, Personal Email Account 2, raize the roof email account and work email account.
Still no reply. Email Fairy needs to stop checking her Twitter account and pay attention to my inbox traffic. STAT!
Tomorrow will be a better day. Email Fairy better deliver. Otherwise, Email Fairy is going down. And not to funky town.
Instantly awake. Grab phone.
One unread email in my inbox. I love the Email Fairy! I knew she’d pull through.
I HATE THE EMAIL FAIRY!!!!!!